Why people hate me?

CAUTION : Due to certain comments I received I would like to point out read this as a humorous and hilarious take on this serious issue.

That’s a question that has been baffling me more than “Global Warming” considering I’m a hardcore environmentalist.

You hate me

Bed wetting hate

So why do people hate me. The first thing that comes to my mind is obviously, “they are intimidated by me” and sometimes it’s true but not mostly. The thing that’s always the reason, and it comes last to my mind and that is may be because I’m irritating, but how can that be true, right?

Being hated by people is always advantageous both psychologically and physically. See, when people hate you, they don’t come too much and often, near you or don’t approach you a lot, so you always have a huge supply of oxygen as compared to those with huge number of friends (they have to suck hot CO2 exhaled by their “friends”). It’s good thermodynamically too, as, there is a huge amount of cool air around you that keeps you “cool”, literally.

Psychologically its good because, as I mentioned before you think people are intimidated by you and thus you feel superior to others which is always a good thing, right? People around you need to understand that you are “special”, I sometimes have a doubt I am an alien dropped on this planet to teach poor earthlings about life and how to live it.

But this attitude is not always prevalent, as some people who are baffled by the same question, like US President (pick anyone), a stray dog, a penguin and a 14-year-old teenage girl going through puberty. They sometimes get depressed when they ponder upon the issue and go on the path of self destruction like, attacking on other countries and calling almost everyone terrorist except Pakistan, running behind cars, people who you think hate you, and many more. Drugs are just a part of these, and personally taking drugs is not a path of self-destruction but a path of finding NIRVANA, if doses are monitored carefully.

BUSHOCRACY

BUSHOCRACY

To get back on the point; there are multitudes of arguments and almost no universal solution to this problem. I know of only one, which I have tried is that try to avoid people who hate you, you might end up alone, which is sad, but not as sad as living with them and then think that you are the most awesomest person in the world even though you suck (like some people do, Steve Jobs, that MICROSOFT guy etc., Pamela Anderson, Tyra Banks etc.).

Price HIKE !!!!!

Price hike, a phenomenon that has destroyed and uprooted the mere presence of possibility of development from countries with richest and  most potential due to the demon of destruction, price rise. Indian market and consumers have been dealing with price rise since a decade and the rate has accelerated since past 5 years.

Escalated food prices, reducing reliability, only thing getting cheap is pirated goods, but the problem is there’s nothing like pirated food, if yes then price rise wouldn’t have been there.

Indian government today decontrolled fuel prices

PETROL : Rs. 3.5

DIESEL : Rs. 2

KEROSENE : Rs. 3

GAS CYLINDER : Rs. 35

RISE!!!!!

Big fish eating the small worhtless fish

Besides recession people have already lots to deal with, increasing work pressure, pollution, hostile surroundings and now this. The first thing when you see this that comes to your mind is What The Fuck? And to top this blatant and veracious act the Empowered GOM (Group of Ministers) think that Indians are ready to take up this burden.Well dear ministers, you know what FUCK YOU!

This is not the UPA I voted for, I voted for the government that before elections in its long rallies promised me cheap food, development, less tensions and balanced, and holistic development, where the fuck is the peace and development, I didn’t vote for a bunch of money munching, bald, brainless goons, sitting in a Air Conditioned office thinking that “Indian citizens” are ready to bear the price rise.

Us Indians have this habit of generalizing ideas and concepts, especially economic stability which in India varies more than its cultural, lingual and geographical diversity. Like in this case these elected and “privileged” people think that since due to their successful business for past 7 years everyone else has also been prospering like their tummies and their voluminous bank accounts.

Mr. Ministers this is not a joke this is the pockets of your brother and sisters that you are tapping and actually draining them dry, our hard earned money has been wasted due to ill-management at the top.

Indian government and its ministers are nothing but a bunch of ill-educated and ill-informed goons who it seems like are conducting heartless, rather anesthesia-less experiments to check the crushing level and patience. And as always though people keep talking about retaliating and protesting but we all know none of us has the balls to lead a procession and show them that we are the ones who chose them not the other way round.

By harshit151989 Posted in SHIT

iPhone 4

Yesterday Steve Jobs inaugurated in his much sensational and awesome press conference the iPhone 4, a state of the art smartphone and this delectable device it seems is suppose to bring reclusion to tech and especially Apple geeks.

This new iPhone in the series of the much coveted iPhone offers, better screen quality (356 pixels) better than the human eye(350 pixels) can detect. Also, as Steve Jobs pointed out and to quote him “They said we are a little late to come up with multitasking but if you don’t do it right you just exhaust the battery”. And Apple research and development team has paid real attention to the battery consumption time for multitasking phones as the battery time in the new iPhone is far better than other competitive devices from Google, HTC, Nokia etc.

As always Apple has provided its fans with another eye-candy with glass panels in front and back and stainless steel band in between it is a real piece of marvel that makes you drool over the new Apple product.

The iPhone 4 for obvious comes loaded with iOS 4. This is highly powerful technology that provides full user support, what makes using this highly helpful is the media support, media manipulation and media organisation.

I don’t want to bore you anymore with my review and would want you to read it yourself :

http://www.apple.com/iphone/softwareupdate/

By harshit151989 Posted in SHIT

This song is fly

This song is awesome, I mean the lyrics are raucous, but in a good gamely manner and not in  an encumbering manner.

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Free to work

I know many of my friends in Germany and are carrying out their work very nicely and enjoying the awesome work culture that is yet missing in Indian ethos. But when I came to IISc Bangalore, I was amazed and awed by the work culture here and the support system provided by fellow workers and the faculty.

I have chosen this title, though I know it is not eye-catching or a brain twister but it perfectly describes the thoughts that have been shuttering my mind. I like to be free when I work and I like it when I like the type of work I am doing. Researches are showing that the number of students opting for higher studies and number of students getting into research has drastically increased in the last decade. As evident from a 14 year old’s statement who cleared IIT-JEE that he wants to be an astrophysicist and wants to do intensive research in his field.

This research clearly shows that people want to be free while they are working and they don’t want someone breathing down their neck all the time. It is a well-known fact that those who vouchsafe corporate culture and specially those on the lower level of the pyramid mostly hate their job and all the hypocrisy involved with it. Whereas a researcher other than meeting up with the deadline has complete freedom whatsoever of the way he completes his work.

Research and development of more and more economic and sustainable technologies has become more and more important in the light of these disastrous and humongous worldwide phenomenons like global warming, recession etc. Though recession has hampered a bit the investment infused by the industries in research institutes but it is becoming more and more important to carry out rigorous and valuable research all the time.

Not to bypass the idea and to come back on justifying my statement I would like to say that the field of R&D gives you total freedom and an non-hostile and friendly work space. The only thing researchers have to take care of is their deadlines. The money infused and the pay has also become lucrative and very attractive. But mind it, this all might seem very tempting but the field of research is not for everyone. This is because it requires constant work ethics and discipline management maintenance. This also requires the basic understanding of the subject that you are interested in, which is very hard to find these days because of the shallow, mind-numbing and money-minded educational system.

To sum up, corporate culture might be good for some people but it’s not good enough for me and what seems best to me is the field of research I mean even corporate research is a good option as the funding there is pretty handful and good enough for your sustenance. Entrepreneurship is another good option and in my opinion it is kind of research that you are just applying and giving something to the society.  So next time when you are filling out forms and choosing your career, think again and give it a thought that people hankering you for some filled up sheets and completed programs is something that you want from life.

Expectations

I am posting after very long time and sorry for the delay but it has been delight to login a day or two on WordPress that even though I am not blogging but people are still looking at my blog and waiting for fresh updates and here I am again posting another thought that makes me crappy. Why do people expect so much from each other, be it relationship, be it work be it success. From what I think and fits completely true to the situation is the old Indian saying that ‘Continue doing the effort and don’t wait for the results’ coz if you work hard enough you are bound to get good results.

This thought came to my mind as people always keep on telling me that I have let them down and have not met upto their expectations and this is horrifying as I don’t have expectations from others like they do from me, according to me the less we expect the lesser we get disappointed and heart broken.

I don’t mean to disappoint people and break their expectations but I would be really grateful if people took a little timeout and thought that I am human too and have my limitations and can’t be so damn satisfying all the time. This I think applies  to most of us and my heart goes out to all those people who have disappointed their near and dear ones, as some times there are somethings that you just have to do.

By harshit151989 Posted in SHIT

MAC and CHEESE

Now though i made it the first time and sorry for the bad picture quality but it was easy to make and it also took very less time.

Follow my lead and you’ll know what to do. INGREDIENTS :Butter (10 – 15 grams), Flour (100 grams),  Salt (to taste), Sugar, Milk (500 grams), macaroni (100 grams), Black pepper, a disk of your favorite tracks. PROCEDURE :1. Heat the butter at micro in a glass dish for 1 minute.

2. Now add the flour and take care that no lumps are formed, and put on a nice and funky track to listen to, really it helps you cook and get in the mood.

3. Heat this for 1 minute and then add milk slowing and whilst keep mixing it with the help of an egg beater.

4. Don’t worry if any lumps are formed, just keep adding the milk and keep beating the mixture, add a teaspoon of salt, 6 spoons of sugar and a hint of black-pepper.

Cheat – cheat : Use a spoon to dissolve the flour lumps formed.

5. Set the microwave for 20 minutes and after every 8 minutes take it out and mix it well to make the mixture consistent.

6. While all this is going on, take a cup of macaroni and add to a boiling pan and add 5 cups of water a pinch of salt, and a spoon full of oil.

7. Boil this till the size of macaroni doubles.

8. Now use a sieve and rinse the water away and don’t let the it cool, by the time your white sauce will done, take the sauce out of the dish and keep it aside.

9. Put the macaroni in the dish and add the sauce above it and put this on for 5 minute on microwave.

10. Take the mixture out, mix it well but mix it carefully so that macaroni is not mashed up, now grate a thick layer of cheese on the sauce and then grill it for 3 minutes.

Ta-da your macaroni is done serve it for 2 and its all fresh, no powdered cheese, no worries of artificial ingredients etc., so try to make it for your child and have fun preparing it.

RICKY MARTIN’S GAY!!! – DUH

When the papers and media  were rocking the news that Ricky’s gay, i thought that in the back of my mind I always knew that something’s wrong with that Dude. When I  first saw his song I thought either he’s sex addict or he’s gay and as I was forced to see more of his songs, I am a gaydar and I can sense that who’s gay and who’s not.

My sister was heart broken when she heard it, she changed her wall from Ricky to a sad emo and was sad the whole day, but may be she also knew that something was fishing in that dish.

That guy reeked of gayness, he wore weird clothes, he danced like Shakira and to be honest his songs were also almost kinda gay.

My message to people is don’t worry, though Ricky is gay but there are various other fishes in the sea to be fished and then dished. You know what I mean, I don’t wanna sound too much corny.

By harshit151989 Posted in SHIT